Down 24-6 to the 49ers Monday night, Cardinals quarterback Derek Anderson and lineman Deuce Lutui were shown on the sideline discussing dinner plans ERRRRRRR something in the fourth quarter. More importantly, they were disappointing Jon Gruden:
HOW DARE YOU CRACK A SMILE DEREK ANDERSON! HOW DARE YOU LEAD YOUR TEAMMATES ASTRAY!
After the game, Anderson was questioned about the intimate exchange with his right guard. Just what were you talking about, Derek?
Seems like Derek doesn’t want to share his personal feelings with the media. Guess they’ll just have to speculate for themselves. Here is what a few people with insider information have reported on what the two were discussing :
- Tom Brady’s newest endorsement.
- How many times Anderson could use the word ‘shit’ during a press conference that included Deuce Lutui’s first name.
- The joke that is the NFC West.
- How much money it would take to get Cam Newton under center for the Cardianls in week 13.
- Lutui asked if Anderson still kept in touch with Brady Quinn, whom Anderson competed against in Cleveland for playing time and whom Lutui played against during his days at USC. All Anderson could think of was this.
100 Yards of BS 
